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Every now and again we watch a movie, see - always at home - as Abraham Lincoln hisself did!!
Oy refuse to pay $15 for 10 cents worth of pop and 5 cents worth of corn seed.
Anyway, last night we tuned in see Daniel Day Lewises rendition of the long laconic Illini.
Any American movie that starts out with about the most significant historical event - in this case the Gettysburg Address - can only go downhill from there, biy. And dis one, well, it falls faster and plops harder den a dead chicken when it hits a high rise condo window.
Stephen Spielbird made this turkey and dis boat don't float.
It's dreary, biy. Filmed in sepia which made everyone look sad, and dat Sally Fields, well I was surprised she didn't get picked up by a gale with the size of her dresses - like when she was a nun.
Everybuddy tends to walk around with a constipated expression and there's a lotta screachin'. But da ting dat most got me was Lincoln's voice, biy. It sorta exorsisted me. For a few hours after I talked jest like Abraham Lincoln... Dat mid-western mono-tonal voice took me over. Drove da missus mad. Tankfully, though, I fell asleep and so far today it ain't come back.
But after an hour or so, it finally got to da point, where we turned it off or I woulda gut somebuddy to shoot me wit a small caliber pistol, just below moy left ear, jist like Honest Abe hisself.
Every now and again we watch a movie, see - always at home - as Abraham Lincoln hisself did!!
Oy refuse to pay $15 for 10 cents worth of pop and 5 cents worth of corn seed.
Anyway, last night we tuned in see Daniel Day Lewises rendition of the long laconic Illini.
Any American movie that starts out with about the most significant historical event - in this case the Gettysburg Address - can only go downhill from there, biy. And dis one, well, it falls faster and plops harder den a dead chicken when it hits a high rise condo window.
Stephen Spielbird made this turkey and dis boat don't float.
It's dreary, biy. Filmed in sepia which made everyone look sad, and dat Sally Fields, well I was surprised she didn't get picked up by a gale with the size of her dresses - like when she was a nun.
Everybuddy tends to walk around with a constipated expression and there's a lotta screachin'. But da ting dat most got me was Lincoln's voice, biy. It sorta exorsisted me. For a few hours after I talked jest like Abraham Lincoln... Dat mid-western mono-tonal voice took me over. Drove da missus mad. Tankfully, though, I fell asleep and so far today it ain't come back.
But after an hour or so, it finally got to da point, where we turned it off or I woulda gut somebuddy to shoot me wit a small caliber pistol, just below moy left ear, jist like Honest Abe hisself.